June 2012
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“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area me.
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
“In public areas, people should be speaking English, and that includes pizza...”
– http://siddhantsatoskar.tumblr.com/
May 31st
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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what does tiger woods have in common with his...
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May 20th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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Dosnt Obma have anything better to do then go to...
maybe
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Studio 54 →
May 15th
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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Controversial Photo of ‘Hip’ Band ‘MGMT’ Leaks On...
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 12th
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May 8th
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Why I hate my life at this moment in time.
4on4off: Remember there is unopened pizza in fridge. Cook pizza. DROP PIZZA ON FLOOR BEFORE EATING ANY. I had never shouted at a pizza until today.
May 7th
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sclub7: dominos pizza tracker is seriously one of the greatest things to happen to me but is it art?
May 7th
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Universal Studios Orlando, Birthday Edition
Pooped in every men’s bathroom Projectile vomited in one of the bathrooms Pretended to be a robot for second half of the day after a lady was slow about handing us our churros Went on the log flume
May 6th
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Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Muppet News Flash
President Oboma signed a bill forcing everyone in the world to change the url of their tumblr to “helana bonham carter’s hair.” More on the response from the GOP, at eleve.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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“everybody just copies everybody else”
– Abraham Lincoln
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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fussybabybitch: Self-esteem is really gross and 90s. We’re into over-investing in other people’s petty dramas and our immediate experiences now. Rock on dudes follow me on twiter
Apr 22nd
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When my best friend forces me to ask my crush to...
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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I think the thing that makes “Cash Cab” so special is that there is only one of them.
Apr 19th
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can’t believe my mom just texted me asking if “sex hair” is hyphenated!
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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